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Don’t refuse to go on an occasional wild goose chase, that’s what wild geese are for. Take risks: if you win, you will be happy; if you lose, you will […]
Durham: Humor & Joy
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I like ice cream with silly swirls, hot fudge hope, cherries of happiness, whipped cream dreams — and eating it with friends who are nuts. Ice cream — the great […]
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If you’re going to burn the bridge, torch the motherfucker.
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There is little success where there is little laughter. When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other. You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in […]
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A smile is something you can’t give away; it always comes back to you. All the statistics in the world can’t measure the warmth of a smile.
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Never let your emotions rule, but always let them testify. Memory is always faulty. Emotions are always true.
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Interchangeable parts don’t, leakproof seals aren’t and self-starters won’t.
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There are some people in life that make you laugh a little louder, smile a little bigger and live just a little bit better.
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Wine is a magician, for it loosens the tongue and liberates good stories. There are spunky little angels at the top of a bottle of wine and fearless little devils […]
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Did you ever notice that when you put the words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “THEIRS?” People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and […]
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One true friend adds more to our happiness than a thousand enemies add to our unhappiness.
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“There are so many ways to call someone an idiot. In the south, you say “bless their heart.” In LA you way “they’re on their own journey.” And on the […]
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Christmas is forever, not just for one day, for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf. The […]
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This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. […]
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People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. Reading without reflecting is like eating without digesting. Some people get lost in […]